Greetings, comrades! It’s I, your El Presidente, reporting to you reside from a safe room within the basement of the U.S. Capitol Constructing the place I’ve been crawling via the heating vents dispatching pro-Trump terrorists like a extra good-looking Bruce Willis in Die Arduous whereas making an attempt to look at AEW Darkish on my iPhone. It is nothing new to El Presidente. For me, a coup try is simply one other Wednesday! Haw haw haw haw!